(Gather around ladies and gentlemen
We are proud to present to you a brand new product
Right from the GVB factory!
Are you having difficulties in the bedroom?
You don't know how to please the person that
you crave for?
You are shy and don't know how to aproach the
person of your dreams?
Well noooo problem!
All you have to do is use our miracle potion!
Yes you heard me right!
Funkle Bens Sex Potion will help you
fulfill all your deepest desires!
Only a few sips of this potion will transform you
and the person taking it with you into 2 sexmachines.

But wait, there are some rules thou

First - This potion only works if the person you offer it to
is willing to take it with you.
We call this consent before content
Second - Effects of this potion only last for 7 hours.
We call this 7 is enough to send you to heaven
And third most important rule - this potion only works with funky music
Yes folks we call this
Feel the groove and than make your move

The price is right and satisfaction garantied

No side effects, no complications, no instructions needed

Only today
Ladies and gentleman
Step right up
Get your Funkle bens sex Potion

Why do you treat me this way
You turned my brain into clay
You shot me down every time
When will your body be mine

If we don't practice love soon
I'll burst like a hot air balloon
I've got a trick to make you mine
Come on baby it's feedin' time!

Funkle Ben's Sex Potion

(Thank you for buying our new product!
You can't go wrong with Funkle Ben's Sex Potion
For any instructions or live demonstrations
fell free to call us!)


Firstly, you start to move your hips
Now you don't feel your knees or lips
Next thing you feel like you can fly
Hey baby lets give it a try

You feed me and I'll feed you
And if what they say about Bens is true
I feel that body motion
Run and get some more of that funk potion